N+7

Take every noun and replace it with the 7th noun from that word in the dictionary...

I don't have that kind of time on my hands so a computer program did it for me.

T-Nez's "Talkin About My Girl" + 7

tired of no one being as much funfair
stripper dowse the sandstorm under the sundry
run dowse the skipper and sideways flip
oh this is the most joyous directive
witness there was someone to be at my sidestep
a glance that i could sweep with in the low tightrope
a glance whose hairpiece glories in the sundry
flirtacious cutbacks and the peril bunk
ready for the next adder at any timpanist
our beating heartthrobs will be sublime
intelligent and gorgeous to nappy a few
her tamarisks keep coming right on cultivator
snack talks and daredevils to anything
i would be at babble because she can sinner
because of her i wouldn't look at another
she would also be the peril motor
i would provide her with everything
luck and affix is the best i could bring
the deadbeat i find her will be my best
i would look forward to all of the restraint