Dear Mr. Honda CRV
Mr. Driving Too Slow In Front Of Me
Didn't you know the right lane is for you?
And the left one we're in is for passing
That is for me, yes I need to speed
All the way down this highway eighteen
There is no limit when you are me
Because I'm running late for work
Yes I need to speed
Dear Mr. UHaul Truck
Your brake lights don't work
Don't you give a fuck?
You're too tall for me to look
Over your top to the car in front
And when you slow down all too soon
I better act fast because I'm not warned by you
Mr. I Didn't Check Before I Checked Out
I could have hit you and whatever you've got
Dear Mr. Acura Coupe
Your un-muffled engine sounds like poop
You just graduated, I can still see the paint
And you accelerate unnecessarily just to brake
Mr. I Haven't Quite Figured How To Shift The Gears
Smoking a cigarette and destroying your years
Please at least tilt your seat forward
Not being able to see will get you pulled over
Dear everyone out on the road
Use your blinkers before you start to slow
I'm tired of my heart jumping up
Whenever you turn and I don't know
Mr. I Think I Drive The Best and company
Get your head out of your gas-guzzling SUV's
Show some concern, at least for me
Because I'm running late for work
And I need to speed
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