Thursday, July 22, 2010

Drivers are Hypocrites

Dear Mr. Honda CRV

Mr. Driving Too Slow In Front Of Me

Didn't you know the right lane is for you?

And the left one we're in is for passing

That is for me, yes I need to speed

All the way down this highway eighteen

There is no limit when you are me

Because I'm running late for work

Yes I need to speed


Dear Mr. UHaul Truck

Your brake lights don't work

Don't you give a fuck?

You're too tall for me to look

Over your top to the car in front

And when you slow down all too soon

I better act fast because I'm not warned by you

Mr. I Didn't Check Before I Checked Out

I could have hit you and whatever you've got


Dear Mr. Acura Coupe

Your un-muffled engine sounds like poop

You just graduated, I can still see the paint

And you accelerate unnecessarily just to brake

Mr. I Haven't Quite Figured How To Shift The Gears

Smoking a cigarette and destroying your years

Please at least tilt your seat forward

Not being able to see will get you pulled over


Dear everyone out on the road

Use your blinkers before you start to slow

I'm tired of my heart jumping up

Whenever you turn and I don't know

Mr. I Think I Drive The Best and company

Get your head out of your gas-guzzling SUV's

Show some concern, at least for me

Because I'm running late for work

And I need to speed

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