Who is Me

So you want something good?
Because you know I could
Always expect the best
What about the rest
Is it always amazing
In your mind tazing
And what I could produce
Cohorting with Dr. Seuss
And his crazy creatures
With obscure features
A who-dis and who-dat
A me-you and me-spat
It doesn't make sense
Fallen over the fence
Into the land of unreal
Fallen for the spiel
And never return
The portal has burned
Now you're more strange than the who's
With all their funky dews
You're more weird than the me's
When all they do is weeze
The biggest misfit of them all
Better to pick up the ball
And become their king
To who they will sing.